Thursday, May 17, 2007

In Transit: Bismarck, ND, 5/12-5/16

(Written 5/16)

On my way back from Bismarck, actually, sitting here in the Minneapolis airport waiting for my delayed flight back to Atlanta. Actually, there's nothing here to differentiate this airport from any other. A layover in an airport does not count as visiting a city; I could be anywhere, it doesn't matter, I'm in An Airport, existing out-of-phase with the rest of the world until I step out of another airport at my destination.

I'm not allowed to watch playoff games any more, at least through the first two periods. When I do (like Sunday night), the Wings lose. When I don't (Friday night and last night), they win. I am allowed to check the score online; I just can't watch the game. Oh, and Chris Pronger sucks; I desperately want the Wings to ruin that cement-headed moron's playoff chances. You want tough, you whiny jackass? How about after you send Holmstrom off to the dressing room to get stiches after a dirty hit, how about watching him come back and set up yet another goal? I know I'm not likely to see it in the playoffs, but I really wouldn't mind seeing Bertuzzi eat Pronger. Or even just treat him like he did Regehr and toss him around like a ragdoll. If Pronger wins the Norris Trophy this year instead of Nick Lidstrom, it'll be because there's no justice in the world.

...whew. Glad that's out of my system.

I arrived in Bismarck on Saturday; there were flights available on Sunday, out of Nashville, but they were all expensive and had me getting in to town very late. This way, I had a spare day to do some sightseeing. Believe it or not, there are things to see in North Dakota.

On Sunday, I drove about two hours west to get to the Badlands. I stopped at the Painted Canyon, which is nothing short of spectacular; there's a one-mile trail that ends up feeling rather longer than that given that, well, it's a canyon: it's a bit steep. But the weather was cooperative; the temperature was in the 80s, with a steady breeze to keep you from getting too overheated. The canyon, and the Badlands as a whole, is the result of some impressive erosion and the occasional coal vein fire; the soil is dense and clay-heavy, and just doesn't absorb water quickly enough to avoid getting washed away. Flash-flood country? Oh yeah.

Theodore Roosevelt National Park is wonderful. There's a 30+ mile road loop that takes you through the park, with many small trails (anywhere from a third of a mile, to a little over a mile); you just park at the trailhead, grab your camera, and go. I got my exercise, some sun (and some sunburn, but not too bad), and what I hope will turn out to be some great pictures.

The park sneaks up on you when you're driving out there; you get used to the low, rolling hills that make up the bulk of the terrain in North Dakota, then you climb over a hill and "Holy crap!", the Badlands are all right there in front of you. It was the off-season, so the guided horse tours of the park weren't available, but I'd have jumped at the chance; it's the sort of area that you think should be seen from horseback. Heck, I felt more manly just having driven through it.

I'd tentatively planned to drive back out there on Tuesday night, but the weather wasn't clear, and it turned into a very long day at work, so I wasn't much for having to make the drive again and make my early flight the next morning.

Bismarck itself is a sleepy town; there's not much there to write home about. The capital building is the tallest building in the state, and that's not saying much. I've been craving Thai food; there are no Thai restaurants. Let me put it to you like this: in the capital city of North Dakota, the traffic lights blink until about 7:00 in the morning. 'Nuff said.

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