Flip out!
Holy Crap! Ninja!
I almost forgot that today was the:

In honor of this auspicious occasion, I present the following links:

It's fitting that pirates should have Talk Like A Pirate Day, for talking is their thing. Let them have their day of talk. As a ninja, however, let deadly silence be the only indication of your approach this day!

In honor of this auspicious occasion, I present the following links:
- First, the official Day of the Ninja website.
- Next, the sponsors of that website, the honorable Ninja Burger.
- The real, ultimate website, Real Ultimate Power.
- And finally, it's time to Flip Out.

It's fitting that pirates should have Talk Like A Pirate Day, for talking is their thing. Let them have their day of talk. As a ninja, however, let deadly silence be the only indication of your approach this day!